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Post by doctorpikachu on Apr 2, 2007 19:08:44 GMT -5
I've figured out why Black Jack never wants to get it on with any of the women in the series, even though they are perfectly willing to sleep with him.
The explosion ripped off his genitals, so of course he has no reason to want to sleep with women (or men, if that's the way he roles), because he can't! When Dr. Honma put Black Jack back together, he was missing Black Jack's reproductive organs, so he just sutured skin to make a smooth surface down there.
But this poses another question. How does Black Jack urinate?
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Post by karmisempai on Apr 2, 2007 23:32:16 GMT -5
This is the most insane post I've ever read in my life! Well, so far...
When I was reading the first paragraph, my reaction was, "S***! What the hell!?"
As for the second one, I was laughing out loud! That's really unusual coming from someone like me!
And for the thid paragraph, once again, I laughed too much. I am curretnly scaring my friend with it.
To answer your question, I thought about Scary Movie 3. I just watched it. The aliens urinate through their fingers.
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Post by Kuro on Apr 3, 2007 1:25:27 GMT -5
Ah......hm.....uh...... Yeah.... I don't know how to answer that.
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Post by karmisempai on Apr 3, 2007 1:32:56 GMT -5
Yeah... My hands were shkaing partly out of fear and laughter when I was replying to this. In fact, I went to the bathroom after reading this, too.
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Post by doctorpikachu on Apr 3, 2007 6:17:10 GMT -5
I guess we'll never know.
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Post by redred on Apr 3, 2007 7:48:33 GMT -5
.... : D You really scared them this time, Dr. *thinks of a witty reply* ... ...
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Post by Huscheli on Apr 3, 2007 8:19:45 GMT -5
But yeah...I admit. I thought of that "He doesn't want anything from women because he has problems with his genitals from that explosion! He has to, he was ripped to pieces!" too sometimes...>.<''
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Post by redred on Apr 3, 2007 17:04:31 GMT -5
Well, he DID show interest in Megumi/Kisaragi when before her ovarian cancer. Was quite protective of her too. BUT recall that little image slideshow during the credits on the 4 miracles of life, and that one little image of him using the bathroom? Hahah, I'm weirding people out today.
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Post by Huscheli on Apr 4, 2007 7:48:30 GMT -5
He did show interest yeah, but he waited until it was too late (I bet that was on purpose!) *giggles*
I still don't know why they couldn't have stayed together anyway. I mean...who cares if she/he has an uterus or not. I always found that strange.
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Post by blinky on Apr 4, 2007 19:56:16 GMT -5
................Wow you miggt be right
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Post by karmisempai on Apr 14, 2007 5:31:39 GMT -5
Maybe there was some way you can attach your ureters to your anus! Who knows?
If Black Jack contained any porn scenes, I'm out! I'll lose all respect for him!
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Post by Esplandian on May 16, 2007 13:35:16 GMT -5
I guess doctors are VERY used to see naked people quite often. After all those creepy clinical cases, i doubt he would be able to get it on with anyone...
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Post by karmisempai on May 17, 2007 6:59:23 GMT -5
That's fine with me, by all means. It's "getting it on" with someone that freaks me out. As I said, I'll lose all respect for him and stop watching it.
*crazy, random thoughts*
I'll soon tell kids to watch it at their own risk! Or I'll blindfold them! Mwahahahaha!
*calms down* *wonders what came over her*
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Post by Esplandian on May 17, 2007 8:56:06 GMT -5
I am grateful that at least BJ is the only male fictional character that is able to keep his pants on in the presence of a female... even the naked ones that jump into his bed...
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Post by karmisempai on May 18, 2007 6:09:44 GMT -5
WHAT!? Naked girls jumps into his bed!? GROSS!
I am very glad for that!
Roan: Come back, my darling!
Black Ace: STOP IT! I ALREADY TOLD YOU I'M NOT A MAN!
Roan: That doesn't matter!
Black Ace: KARMI! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
Karmi: *rolls on the floor laughing* Now this is entertainment!
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